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Seducing someone isn’t about throwing out a quick “hey, how’s it going?” and hoping Cupid handles the rest.

And conquering hearts isn’t some medieval mission where you charge headfirst in rusty armor (please, put that sword down, thank you). Here, you’ll discover the real art of matchmaking — with finesse, elegance, and just the right touch of irreverence. And who better to guide you than Grandma CitroMamour? She’s the high priestess of matchmaking, the queen of improbable yet infallible pairings, and, most importantly, the only one who can turn a bland conversation into the beginning of a love story worthy of the big screen. Take a lesson from her grandson, CitroBen, who — of course — stubbornly refuses to listen to her advice. The result?

A string of disasters: catastrophic dates, hilariously misread messages, and those painfully awkward moments where “I’ll be right back” really means “I’m never coming back.”

Meanwhile, Grandma watches, raises an eyebrow, and murmurs a wise, “I told you so.”

With her help (and after a few inevitable missteps), you’ll learn the true secrets of modern matchmaking — the ones that have worked for generations. Because, deep down, love hasn’t changed; only the tools have evolved. So why reinvent the wheel when Grandma already has the treasure map in hand?

Welcome to a world where love isn’t left to chance — and where every piece of Grandma’s advice might just save you from an unforgettable (and terribly awkward) evening. But hey, if you prefer learning the hard way like CitroBen... Grandma will be watching, amused. At your own risk.