Citroben & CitroMamour : the (almost) unbeatable duo on a special love mission
n the unique world of Citromantic, love doesn't simply knock on the door — it arrives with style, a hint of mischief, and always a great story to tell.
Among our most legendary characters, two figures stand out:
CitroBen, a galactic agent with an endearing clumsiness, and CitroMamour, an old-fashioned romantic icon and a matchmaker with an unparalleled instinct.
Among our most legendary characters, two figures stand out:
CitroBen, a galactic agent with an endearing clumsiness, and CitroMamour, an old-fashioned romantic icon and a matchmaker with an unparalleled instinct.
Citroben - un soldat de Forces Cosmiques de Défense Émotionnelle
🚀 Citroben : between the stars and sweet missteps
By day, CitroBen works in an ultra-secret division of the Cosmic Emotional Defense Forces.
His mission? To protect Earth from emotional black holes, restore gravity to relationships that are floating a little too much, and launch love satellites to illuminate emotionally deprived zones.
But as soon as the sun sets, he trades his spacesuit for a hoodie and becomes a (semi-official) flower delivery guy. You can spot him wandering the streets, bouquet in hand… often one he has "borrowed" from a public flower display because, as he claims, "love can't wait for the florist to open."
His deliveries are... somewhat approximate.
Once, he left twelve peonies at the door of a closed gym, thinking it was his date’s house.
Another time, he handed a bunch of gladioli to a complete stranger, convinced she was "the woman from his dreams — literally, from a dream."
By day, CitroBen works in an ultra-secret division of the Cosmic Emotional Defense Forces.
His mission? To protect Earth from emotional black holes, restore gravity to relationships that are floating a little too much, and launch love satellites to illuminate emotionally deprived zones.
But as soon as the sun sets, he trades his spacesuit for a hoodie and becomes a (semi-official) flower delivery guy. You can spot him wandering the streets, bouquet in hand… often one he has "borrowed" from a public flower display because, as he claims, "love can't wait for the florist to open."
His deliveries are... somewhat approximate.
Once, he left twelve peonies at the door of a closed gym, thinking it was his date’s house.
Another time, he handed a bunch of gladioli to a complete stranger, convinced she was "the woman from his dreams — literally, from a dream."
🙄 But Citroben, of course... never listens to her.
He prefers to trust his "cosmic" intuitions, his hopelessly miscalibrated emotional radar, and a dating app that no one really understands ("It only works on Jupiter," he insists).
The result?
– He once went on a date with a crypto-love influencer who asked him to create an NFT of the two of them... within the first hour.
– Another time, he ended up with a sentimental productivity coach who imposed an emotional dashboard with weekly goals ("Be 87% vulnerable by Sunday, 6 PM").
After each disaster, CitroMamour rolls her eyes skyward and murmurs, with dramatic flair:
"I told you, Ben. Everything that’s ‘new’... is just old nonsense in fancy wrapping."
🧡 The moral of the story?
Trust the old ways.
Because love — despite the apps, the algorithms, and the kitten-filtered selfies — is still a matter of instinct, sincere attention, and a deliciously old-fashioned common sense.
And at Citromantic, we bridge these two worlds:
the modern spark of CitroBen, and the sharp wisdom of CitroMamour.
Together, they form an imperfect — but profoundly human — duo, just like the most beautiful love stories.
Ready to embark on this adventure with them?
No need for a space helmet or a dropped pen — just bring your heart...
He prefers to trust his "cosmic" intuitions, his hopelessly miscalibrated emotional radar, and a dating app that no one really understands ("It only works on Jupiter," he insists).
The result?
– He once went on a date with a crypto-love influencer who asked him to create an NFT of the two of them... within the first hour.
– Another time, he ended up with a sentimental productivity coach who imposed an emotional dashboard with weekly goals ("Be 87% vulnerable by Sunday, 6 PM").
After each disaster, CitroMamour rolls her eyes skyward and murmurs, with dramatic flair:
"I told you, Ben. Everything that’s ‘new’... is just old nonsense in fancy wrapping."
🧡 The moral of the story?
Trust the old ways.
Because love — despite the apps, the algorithms, and the kitten-filtered selfies — is still a matter of instinct, sincere attention, and a deliciously old-fashioned common sense.
And at Citromantic, we bridge these two worlds:
the modern spark of CitroBen, and the sharp wisdom of CitroMamour.
Together, they form an imperfect — but profoundly human — duo, just like the most beautiful love stories.
Ready to embark on this adventure with them?
No need for a space helmet or a dropped pen — just bring your heart...
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